"I focused on the living animal in front of me and tried to make her love me. I spoke extravagantly, and, I hope, sincerely. Here’s what I remember:
I told her I didn’t want to leave Rome now that I had met her.
She again told me I was a nerd, but a nerd who made her laugh.
I told her I wanted to do more than make her laugh.
She told me I should be thankful for what I had.
I told her she should move to New York with me.
She told me she was probably a lesbian.
I told her my work was my life, But I still had room for love.
She told me love was out of the question."
Super Sad True Love Story by Gary Shteyngart


